Food has many names.Food is pretty much anything ediple.Food can be meat or plants.Food is divided into many sections in the food pyramid.Though i have no clue what these are so i will not naem them.Food can be anything from ice to dog food.The food pyramid is even divided by how much you should eat.Well I think this is the end of pharaghaph 1.
People can go nearly a a month without food.In the bible several people went on fast for 40 days.A fast is when you go certain peroids of time without food.Usally fasting is a religous ceromony.Mostly fasting is accositived with jewdaism.Well back to food since i am not writing 6 pahaghaphs on fasting.Though the human body can go that long without food it can only go about a week without water.In fact most of your brain is water.
Food is classifyed to many diferent groups.There are drinks and solids.I am not sure which one ice cream goes into though.Well i am not sure about butter or cream for that matter but for the most part it is very obvious on which group they go into.Though it can be argued whether some foods are neither it in these group sor in both.If you wish to lean more about this consuly your nearest lunch lady(or man) or chef.
Sompeople earn their living cooking.These people are called chefs.One of the advantages of this job in no matter how bad the economy is people still need to eat.There are amny diferent chafs.There are pizza chefs italian chafs chafs and italian chafs and about a 100 more.Chefs are usally recruited by resteraunts or cook shows.Those shows are so annoying.Heres an example now you drizzle some cinnamon on it and bake it in your oven for 36 hours but luckly i just finished cooking this one and then you miss the rest of the instuctions and in the end your cake or whatever you are cooking usally blows up or gets burned.
So you should NEVER trust those things.I have never seen them cook something and people actually attempt ans suceed with whatever they are cooking.I think those people want to make you hungery then fail so you will buy it from them with their dfancy 2 million dollar ovens.They do not even have a kitchen though behind them is usally a cardbard cutout.If you look closely its usally the same cut out too.In fact they probally pay those people to coem and not attack the cheff.
WELL this is my last pharagraph.SO heres some advise NEVER TRUST those TV chefs.They do not cook most of it they just tell you what to do and but some stuff in stir it and then grab some already cooked food.Yeah annoying and i wonder what their ratings are brobally around 78 people watch it(including my sister)Oh and theres three food groubs solid liquid and in betwen.One last thing llamas are evil reatures planning to team up with hippos and unicorns to take over the world.
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