Jacob Hecht

Mrs. Alexander

2 May 2012

Publications

Joe

            There was once a man named Joe. Joe was a completely ordinary person. That lived in the town of Nothing. But Joe moved away from nothing, since there was nothing there. So Joe moved to Kentucky. Then Joe opened up a Taco store. Joe sold tacos to everybody in Kentucky. But then a man named Paco opened up a taco store next door to his. Paco’s tacos store was taking all his business because of how much cooler Paco’s tacos sounds when compared to Joe’s tacos. Joe knew if he didn’t do something his taco store would go out of business and he would have to move back to nothing. So Joe began to plan out how he would defeat Paco’s tacos. Eventually he decided he would drive a car into Paco’s tacos. Joe filled the car with gasoline and drove into Paco’s taco. Then he lit a match left it near the gasoline and jumped out and began to run. Then the car blew up and destroyed Paco’s taco building. The next day Joe’s tacos were once again the only taco selling business nearby. But Taco rebuilt his taco business and made it right next door again. Soon Paco’s tacos were once again beginning to bring Joe out of business. So Joe knew he would have to do something to stop Paco so Joe began making a second plan to destroy Paco’s taco restaurant. Joe rented a helicopter and landed on the roof of Paco’s taco business. Then he began shouting “don’t buy these tacos!”

            But then Paco rented a helicopter and a megaphone and landed on Joe’s roof. Paco began shouting “buy at Paco’s tacos not here!” With Paco’s megaphone nobody could hear Joe so everyone bought Paco’s tacos and Joe went out of business.

            Then Joe moved back to Nothing and made a new Taco store. But then Paco showed up and made a taco store right next door again. So soon Joe was going out of business again. Joe decided he needed a cooler name then Paco’s tacos. But he couldn’t think of a name that was cooler than Paco’s tacos.

            So Joe Sold his taco store and made a burrito store. He began selling burritos to everybody at nothing. But then a man named Burro moved into nothing and opened Burro’s burritos. Once again Joe couldn’t compete with the cooler name. So he got a helicopter and crashed it into   Burro’s burrito store. Then he quickly ran away. But the police found him and arrested him for destroying Burro’s burrito store. So Joe went to jail forever for ruining a burrito store. Then Joe spent the rest of his life serving tacos in the lunch room at his prison the end